{"product_id":"shove-that-ballroom-up-your-fat-ass-funny-sarcastic-dance-graphic-t-shirt","title":"\"Shove That Ballroom Up Your Fat Ass\" Funny Sarcastic Dance Graphic T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eDeliver unapologetic dance humor,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e make a hilariously rebellious statement,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and vent your post-rehearsal frustration with this \"Shove That Ballroom Up Your Fat Ass\" graphic tee.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Purpose-built for dancers,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e dance moms,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e competition team members,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e pop-culture humor enthusiasts,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and fans of sarcastic comedy quotes,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e this short-sleeve top turns intense dance-world drama into an iconic everyday statement piece.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCrafted from soft combed cotton fabric,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e this short-sleeve top delivers a smooth hand feel,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e breathable ring-spun texture,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and a comfortable unisex drape engineered for post-studio downtime,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e casual weekend hangouts,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e dance recitals,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and everyday lounging.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Designed in a versatile unisex fit,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e the chest features high-definition printed artwork showcasing bold distressed typography displaying the unforgettable quote \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"413\"\u003e\"Shove That Ballroom Up Your Fat Ass\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Style it effortlessly tucked into dark-wash denim jeans or athletic joggers,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e layer under an unbuttoned track jacket or oversized hoodie,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and complete your edgy casual look with classic sneakers.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy Dancers \u0026amp; Sarcastic Humor Lovers Choose This Tee:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eUnapologetic Dance Slogan Graphic:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Features high-contrast printed artwork pairing bold typography with legendary reality TV and dance-world comedy humor.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSoft Cotton Fabric Comfort:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Crafted from premium combed cotton for durable everyday softness,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e all-day breathability,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and reliable shape retention.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVersatile Everyday Unisex Fit:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Cut with a classic drape across the shoulders and chest—built for easy daily wear,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e tucking,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and casual layering.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eResilient Print Quality:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Direct-to-garment apparel printing preserves sharp text edges,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e deep color contrast,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and high visual clarity through regular wash cycles.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProduct Specifications:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eGarment Base:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Unisex Short-Sleeve T-Shirt \/ Funny Sarcastic Graphic Crewneck Top\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 100% Combed \u0026amp; Ring-Spun Cotton (Fiber content may vary for specific colorways)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFit:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Unisex Standard \/ Casual Relaxed Fit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eNeckline:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Classic Ribbed Crew Neck Collar\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTheme:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Shove That Ballroom Up Your Fat Ass Shirt,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Funny Sarcastic Dance Quote Tee,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Dance Mom Humor Top,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Reality TV Quote T-Shirt,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Novelty Comedy Apparel\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,5,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,5,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFulfillment:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Custom-made and shipped directly from the USA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,6,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,6,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Machine wash cold inside out with like colors,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e gentle cycle.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Tumble dry low.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Do not iron directly on the printed graphic artwork.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"7\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePOD Product Note:\u003c\/b\u003e This is a custom-made POD graphic tee created for sarcastic comedy humor and casual dance fan fashion. The images are for illustrative purposes only to show the design details on the shirt. Therefore, by agreeing to purchase, you accept the printed image on the shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"Hiya Mart","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":68050354372860,"sku":null,"price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":68050354405628,"sku":null,"price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":68050354438396,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":68050354471164,"sku":null,"price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":68050354503932,"sku":null,"price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":68050354536700,"sku":null,"price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":68050354569468,"sku":null,"price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":68050354602236,"sku":null,"price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":68050354635004,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":68050354667772,"sku":null,"price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":68050354700540,"sku":null,"price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":68050354733308,"sku":null,"price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark chocolate \/ S","offer_id":68050354766076,"sku":null,"price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark chocolate \/ M","offer_id":68050354798844,"sku":null,"price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark chocolate \/ L","offer_id":68050354831612,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark chocolate \/ XL","offer_id":68050354864380,"sku":null,"price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark chocolate \/ 2XL","offer_id":68050354897148,"sku":null,"price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark chocolate \/ 3XL","offer_id":68050354929916,"sku":null,"price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":68050354962684,"sku":null,"price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":68050354995452,"sku":null,"price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":68050355028220,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":68050355060988,"sku":null,"price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":68050355093756,"sku":null,"price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 3XL","offer_id":68050355126524,"sku":null,"price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":68050355159292,"sku":null,"price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":68050355192060,"sku":null,"price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":68050355224828,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":68050355257596,"sku":null,"price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":68050355290364,"sku":null,"price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":68050355323132,"sku":null,"price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sports Grey \/ S","offer_id":68050355355900,"sku":null,"price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sports Grey \/ M","offer_id":68050355388668,"sku":null,"price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sports Grey \/ L","offer_id":68050355421436,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sports Grey \/ XL","offer_id":68050355454204,"sku":null,"price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sports Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":68050355486972,"sku":null,"price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sports Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":68050355519740,"sku":null,"price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":68050355552508,"sku":null,"price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":68050355585276,"sku":null,"price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":68050355618044,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":68050355650812,"sku":null,"price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":68050355683580,"sku":null,"price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":68050355716348,"sku":null,"price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ S","offer_id":68050355749116,"sku":null,"price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ M","offer_id":68050355781884,"sku":null,"price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ L","offer_id":68050355814652,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ XL","offer_id":68050355847420,"sku":null,"price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 2XL","offer_id":68050355880188,"sku":null,"price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 3XL","offer_id":68050355912956,"sku":null,"price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":68050355945724,"sku":null,"price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":68050355978492,"sku":null,"price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":68050356011260,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":68050356044028,"sku":null,"price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":68050356076796,"sku":null,"price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":68050356109564,"sku":null,"price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light blue \/ S","offer_id":68050356142332,"sku":null,"price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light blue \/ M","offer_id":68050356175100,"sku":null,"price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light blue \/ L","offer_id":68050356207868,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light blue \/ XL","offer_id":68050356240636,"sku":null,"price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":68050356273404,"sku":null,"price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":68050356306172,"sku":null,"price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ S","offer_id":68050356338940,"sku":null,"price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ M","offer_id":68050356371708,"sku":null,"price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ L","offer_id":68050356404476,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ XL","offer_id":68050356437244,"sku":null,"price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 2XL","offer_id":68050356470012,"sku":null,"price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 3XL","offer_id":68050356502780,"sku":null,"price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":68050356535548,"sku":null,"price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":68050356568316,"sku":null,"price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":68050356601084,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":68050356633852,"sku":null,"price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":68050356666620,"sku":null,"price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":68050356699388,"sku":null,"price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":68050356732156,"sku":null,"price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":68050356764924,"sku":null,"price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":68050356797692,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":68050356830460,"sku":null,"price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":68050356863228,"sku":null,"price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":68050356895996,"sku":null,"price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":68050356928764,"sku":null,"price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":68050356961532,"sku":null,"price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":68050356994300,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":68050357027068,"sku":null,"price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":68050357059836,"sku":null,"price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":68050357092604,"sku":null,"price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":68050357125372,"sku":null,"price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":68050357158140,"sku":null,"price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":68050357190908,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":68050357223676,"sku":null,"price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":68050357256444,"sku":null,"price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":68050357289212,"sku":null,"price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0808\/2984\/1660\/files\/4_03474db1-67c1-4135-9d3f-d65312791fad.png?v=1793434594","url":"https:\/\/hiyamart.com\/products\/shove-that-ballroom-up-your-fat-ass-funny-sarcastic-dance-graphic-t-shirt","provider":"Hiya Mart","version":"1.0","type":"link"}